Here's the pitch (excerpt from the article):

Prospective retirees: Panama wants you. The pitch? A plane ride just 21/2 hours from Miami enables the newly poor to swap a wretched retirement in the U.S. for one befitting a royal in the balmy Central American nation. Cash out! Emigrate! Feel rich! Panama—the new Florida.

You will need:

Ingredients

• 2 1/2 cups of whole milk
• 1/3 cup short grain white rice
• 1/4 cup sugar
• 1/4 teaspoon of ground cinnamon
• 1 teaspoon of pure vanilla extract
• 1/3 cup raisins (optional)

Directions:

I created this reference page to help travelers to Panama understand the local lingo. (Of course, it helps to understand Spanish as well.) 

This is a work in progress. If you have any more Panamanian idiom, colloquialism, slang term or saying additions or corrections, let me know. I hope you enjoy it as much as I enjoyed creating it!

Special thanks to my wife and kids who helped me with the list!